Thespa Kusatsu Private Gentlemans Club and a Sneaky Fiver

Ollie Plimsoles

The Boys are off to Kusatsu on Sunday, a kick around with fellow J2`ers Thespa is the next stop on the Verdy pre-season tour. Apparently, no cameras, no video phones, no sketching, no mime artists and most definatelty no interprative theatre troops are allowed to record, sketch or interpretate anything through the medium of a weeping willow, or an acorn growing into a bloody oak tree......gotta wonder what the hell the Education Board of the UK was thinking in the 70s having kids do such shite in freezing cold school halls the length and bredth of the country. Probably wasn`t a kid alive who didn`t wish they`d just get the ropes, the monkey bars, the crash mats and the vault out. Do some PROPER indoor PE!! Music and Movement my arse...Hello, I`m Ollie Plimsoles...
Before the trip, the Boys slapped another kindergarten squad 5-0, goals from Marahao, Kawano, Ichikawa, Kim Tae Yon and Takanaka. Jesus Christ this pre-season the opposition are either ABSOLUTE SHITE (most likely) or The Boys have turned into 11 Maradona`s. (The young Elvis version rather than the Vegas version). I look forward to opening day to decide which of the above is true.