Saturday, January 29, 2011
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
|I`ll tell you all about it back at mine Barack....|
In amongst all the running, they have a few a training games lined up against two University squads, plus Tokushima Vortis, Roasso Kumamoto and Yokohama Marinos. Hopefully, Verdy will blitz everybody and come back having met some loose local Miyazaki girls, with tall tales of holiday romace aplenty.
The new guys will be brown-nosing Kawakatsu to try and get the nod for the opening game and we shall be keeping tabs on who scores the goals. Surely, with 137 strikers now on the books at least ONE must be good on sheer probability alone. Joey Tempest has turned on his mic, flicked his mane and is ready to begin....d-d-du,duuuuh-du-d-d-d-duuuu!!
|The Undisputed King Of Camp....Colonel, that`s a fine looking tent.|
Monday, January 24, 2011
New owners so why not a new kit?? Stripes?? Controversial but why not eh?? If the Green Zebra`s can sneak past the lion, wee in his dinner and make it to the waterhole of J1 then the stripes can be deemed a resounding success. If we stay down, blame the stripes. Ridiculous idea.
|The New Boy!!|
Second signing of the day, is ANOTHER forward Koki Takenaka (18) who will be playing for the Greens whilst staying on at some University. Finally goalkeeper Shota Arai (21) has been signed from another University squad to add cover for Doi (assuming he comes back) and Shibasaki.
Thursday, January 20, 2011
|The hair is an absolute disgrace in 2011.....but 1987?? Smokin`!!|
Anyway Tempest The Mulleted 80`s Love God has inspired the opening title of the opening bit of news about the opening games of the season.The Countdown is on...... First up is March 6th........drum roll...... Roasso Kumamoto...same opening opposition as last year, thought his time Away. Lost 2-1 last year with a goal from Goal Machine operating in a ridiculous left back role. First home game is 13th March, Mito Hollyhock have been invited to come and play at our house. Let`s hope we can steal their sweets, break their toys, poke them with a stick and play poo-pickers with them. (Poo pickers is a potentially unsanitary game involving a long stick, dog shit, and a deft flick of the wrist). Reasonably popular in the summer holidays amongst the bored youth of Staffordshire as I recall.
Just had the strangest feeling that I wrote the same introduction before sometime.....or did I dream of Joey Tempest.
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Masashi Oguro has signed for Marinos and will score for them being as he scores everywhere he goes (in Japan). Masahiro Nasakawa spent last season on loan at SC Tochigi and did enough to earn a full transfer. We still haven`t signed Lionel Messi, Christiano Ronaldo (though I would only be happy to sign that twat to have every person I know poke him with very sharp sticks indeed) or a time travelling Steve Bull, BUT there is still time!!
Friday, January 7, 2011
Seems like Kawakatsu knows what the problem was last year...not enough goals. The solution?? Sign as many forwards as possible before the opening game. Joining today (for a loan I think) is Masahiko Ichikawa from Omiya Ardija`s sattelite squad/bench. 25 years old, limited J1 experience but another body to at least give some competition for places. I for one applaud the signings as it shows the Boss can see where the problems were last season. Verdy will never bother the big kids with Hiramoto/Inoue/Iio/Kawano as strikers as the latter two aren`t full on forwards and the second one is shit. At least we will be able to give each new forward the benefit of the doubt until we see them. WITH INOUE AS BACK UP YOU KNOW THE OUTCOME WILL BE SHIT. These new guys have a chance to make a name for themselves and let`s hope they can grab their opportunity with both hands.