Sunday, February 14, 2010

Monkey On Acid In MJS Boardroom Shocker!!

Monkey On Acid In MJS Boardroom Shocker!!

Well according to the Verdy Dreams Foundation set up by MJS (Verdy`s chief sponsor) "Tokyo Verdy Crowned World Champions!!" is what the headlines are actually going to read across the newspapers of the world in 2024.  Now I`m all for having a positive outlook in life and I don`t want to poo-poo an idea that I would love to see happen ...BUT what kind of drugs are the people at MJS on?? That must be the strongest acid ever sampled. In the MJS world, hand towels become speaking baby seals laughing at you as giggle uncontrolably unable to go to the bathroom. Music is too scary to listen to and the most inanimate objects take the form of the most sinister beings. Hellfudge!! What is going on there??
The plan is that Verdy fans across the country give 20,000Yen (minimum) to the foundation and this money is invested by MJS for the good of the club. The club then gives the new members discounts on things like match tickets, merchandising etc. in return. This money will then be swept up into a huge pile big enough to fill Ajinomoto and fund the growth of the club into the world beating Green Machine of 2024. This is the plan apparently:
Stage One 2010- 2012
Become profitable, establish a competetive team (no shit Sherlock!!), improve training facilities, increase sponsorship and increase support in the hometown area.
Stage Two  2013 - 2016
Increase business base
Become one of Top3 teams in J1
Become Top 5 team in terms of attendance
Have the best training facilities in the country
Expand non-football businesses
Stage Three 2017 - 2020
Maintain Top 3 status in terms of attendance
Win J League, Nabisco Cup and Emperors Cup
Have a 50th Anniversary knees-up
Stage Four 2021 - 2024
Become richest club in Japan
Maintain highest attendance
Win World Club Championship
Build a new stadium inside a volcano, hold the world to ransom only to be foiled by a bird in a bikini and a robot car.
Easy as that eh!! Crack cocaine has a lot to answer for.....

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